Newt Jersey #28

Newt Jersey #Sumthin

Newt Jersey is not funny anymore, but check out my blog! It's desperate, and that makes it funny. Just like a bunny trying to swim.

Newt Jersey #Late

Oh man this was late. Sorry. You can understand why - this one is autobiographical. [heck, they all are.]

Newt Jersey

Newt Jersey is reducing it's digital footprint, so that Bryan leaves less electrons behind when he dies. From now on, it's bite sized!

Newt Jersey #25

Interestingly, it is much easier to convert a sine wave to a cosine wave than it is to convert an awkward wave to a hair smoothout.

Newt Jersey #24

Newt Jersey #23

Follow Newt Jersey on twitter, once I figure out how to use it. Name: newtjersey.